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So. I wish to auction off this magical sword to whoever wants it. It comes with the ability to split mountains in half, and can create a giant ogre monster.

Also, the only people who can bid are girls.

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..magical sword?

Magical sword.

..neat, but I don't know how to use a sword.

You don't need to. It's alive.

..what?

It's a magical sword with a personality.

..seems just as likely as anything else around here.

How much you want to pay?

I don't have anything, sorry.

Nothing's fair payment.

..what, you'd give me a magic talking sword for free?

Yes.

..wow, uh..

..I'd probably only stab myself with it, somehow. so I'll have to decline.

...Why can only girls bid, for something like that...?

Blah blah blah "Festivel".

That doesn't explain a thing, you realize.

Ask your brother.

...And what does he have to do with this?

Everything, Mr. Samasu.

... Figures. And he won't say a damn thing, to me, when I mention something about him being suspicious.

... What do you know?

Can't say. You have to know for me to tell you. Rules of the Festival.

...Damn it all the hell, then what's the point of asking him, when he'll probably pull that same "rule"?

I do however have a pamphlet on me.

...Pamphlet?

"So you're a part of the HiME Festival..."

...

I'm going to kill him for whatever this is he went and became part of. If he ever damn well admits to it.

... I'd like to have that, though. For reference.

You know where to find me, Mr. Samasu.

Thanks.

...

I'll take it.

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