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[arkircpeeps]

So. I wish to auction off this magical sword to whoever wants it. It comes with the ability to split mountains in half, and can create a giant ogre monster.

Also, the only people who can bid are girls.

Comments

[arkircpeeps.livejournal.com]

How much you want to pay?

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything, sorry.

[arkircpeeps.livejournal.com]

Nothing's fair payment.

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

..what, you'd give me a magic talking sword for free?

[arkircpeeps.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

..wow, uh..

..I'd probably only stab myself with it, somehow. so I'll have to decline.