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arkircpeeps ([personal profile] arkircpeeps) wrote2007-06-14 02:50 pm
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I... I... I... DEMAND JUSTICE!

This is a mockery! An Insult! An outrage!

My rights have been violated!

I demand justice! I demand the legal system come through! I DEMAND A LAWYER!

MY RIGHTS TO INFLICT NON-LETHAL DAMAGE TO MY FELLOW STUDENTS IN THE NAME OF RETRIBUTION HAVE BEEN HUNG OUT TO DRY.

I DEMAND TO SUE TANEN SENEI!

FOR ALL HE'S WORTH!
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[identity profile] legaldrugyay.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, there is a critical flaw in that logic.

Obviously I'm an orange.

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[identity profile] hodomarureiji.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
So this is who you're suing?

Looks like a 5-year old.

You can't sue children!

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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
He's a teenager, I assure you. Nearly legal age.

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[identity profile] hodomarureiji.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
You are hopeless. Your case barely has any merit.

If anything, your use of a weapon was so pathetic that the reason he came out mostly unharmed is because you suck at using the weapon.

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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I'm considered to be one of the most proficent amuteuar Iai-do swordsman in Japan. Or least last I checked with my sensei.

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[identity profile] hodomarureiji.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Get your spelling right, amateur. I cannot believe you are involved with Iai-do if you can't even spell your title correctly.

As for me, expert in the art of Iai-do. But of course, I don't carry my sword into court.

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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like I MEMORIZE WORDS LIKE SOME PEOPLE.

Nor do I. I just carry it when justice is nessecary.

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[identity profile] hodomarureiji.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
A Lawyer has to be perfect in all areas to be truly flawless.

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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I disagree that that is even possible.

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[identity profile] legaldrugyay.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm ... 17.141596 at least. I think. Maybe more. In the wizarding world, I COULD CAST MAGIC MISSLE OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS. Clearly I can be sued.

Except for the fact I am obviously an orange. Oranges can't be sued, as they are mandarin and therefore need to be sued in china.

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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
...

WRRRRRYYY

::Senei, you hear the noise of a boy with a replica sword outside your room::

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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
::Senei, you are being hit on the head::

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[identity profile] legaldrugyay.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
*Ow, my pride.*

*Also, you seem to have knocked over the atomic bong*

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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
::Atomic bong? So sorry. Senei, you're being whacked by a replica sword and a wooden sword, your counter?::

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[identity profile] legaldrugyay.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
*Non-(ornotveryatleast)-toxic hallucinatory fumes*

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[identity profile] arkircpeeps.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
::Will you marry me, Senei?::
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